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Prompts for Pie 25: Clint Babysits

scifigrl47:

(For tehnakki, who wanted DJ and Izzy.  She wanted them exploring the Tower and I FORGOT THAT PART, so I’ll have to write her a sequel.  Because I suck.  Izzy is on loan from Copperbadge’s excellent Anklebiter series, used with permission and safely returned.))

“Penguins, penguins, penguins, penguins-”

“Breathe, Izzy,” Clint mumbled, one hand fumbling for his coffee. “It’s too early and Poppa’s too asleep for this right now.”

She sucked in a long, audible breath. Held it, her eyes huge in her face. “PENGUINS,” she said on a massive exhale.

Phil chuckled, and Clint hid a smile behind his coffee cup. “I think she wants to see the penguins,” Phil said, flipping a pancake with an easy hand.

“Ya think?” Clint said, yawning. He scrubbed a hand over his face. “Ready for the aquarium, Busy-Izzy?”

She stared him down, her eyes narrowed. “Penguins,” she said, her tone full of awe.

“How many pancakes can you eat, Izzy?” Phil asked, plating the first batch.

“Seventeen,” she said.

“Seventeen.” Clint propped his cheek on his fist. “Really. Seventeen pancakes.”

“Yes. Wait!” She twisted around in her chair, her legs bouncing in the air. “Phil, do I get to use the Dora plate?”

“Sorry, it’s in the dishwasher,” Phil said. He set two pancakes in front of her. “You’re going to have to make do with the happy robot plate.”

“Then I can eat fourteen,” Izzy told Clint.

“Makes sense,” Clint said, because Izzy logic was the best logic, and he wasn’t even going to pretend otherwise.

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drst:

Boom.
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fruitsgarden:

that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard

(Source: buzzfeed)

rosebadwolf-tyler:

dduane:

thyartisdisney:

LABRATHOR

"Worthy."

#pretty sure all dogs are worthy enough to carry the hammer#can you imagine thor going to a dog park and playing fetch with the hammer#’go mighty canine friend fetch me my hammer if thou art worthy!’#’who’s the worthiest? you aaarrree’ (via winchesterlicious)

rosebadwolf-tyler:

dduane:

thyartisdisney:

LABRATHOR

"Worthy."

 (via winchesterlicious)

bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

(Source: notclintbarton)

Wonderful jaunty handwriting! <3

Thank ya!

thesamiproject:

45 People Told Us Why They Want, Need, And Deserve A More Feminist India

ohhijonesy195:

sradragneel:

blu3hare:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

randomhouse:

When you see it…

it took three passes of this across my dash until I got it and want to throw my macbook out the fucking window

Are you fucking kidding me

this is going too far

we cant escape it

ohhijonesy195:

sradragneel:

blu3hare:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

randomhouse:

When you see it…

it took three passes of this across my dash until I got it and want to throw my macbook out the fucking window

Are you fucking kidding me

this is going too far

we cant escape it

brigwife:

brigwife:

image

(Source: british-v0gue)

wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”